Welcome to a world of weird!
Freekonia is a secret island rumoured to be located deep in the Pacific ocean in the Echo of the earth. It is a place of myth and legend, a place that is spoken of only in whispers and no human has ever found the island and retured to tell the tale.
The story of Freekonia is chronicled in the fabled Book Of Freekonia, a diary written by a filthy, old castaway, washed up on the island shores many years ago. This dirty old bugger spends his time observing the inhabitants of the island and scribbling down the tales that unfold before his eyes. He hopes that one day the book will be tossed into the sea and it will find its way home to reveal the true story of Freekonia.
Ok so surprisingly enough in a place called Freekonia, the inhabitants are the weirdest bunch of nutjacks you are likely to meet.
Aside from the fact that demons, vampires and all other kinds of wackjobs are running around the frickin place, that is only the beginning. The town doctor is a self-mutating psycho, the bar owner is a cigar-chomping turtle not to mention the Terminator-esque police officer patrolling the streets with an itchy trigger finger and grenades to spare!
A camp werewolf, six-shooting taxi driver, murderous gardener, undead rock band and boobilicious fitness instructor can be found on the island along with many, many more freaky assholes...I mean, inhabitants!
Take a look at some of the main cast below...
Harvey is the youngest member of the Karluff clan. He attends Oppidum High school whilst, much to his constant annoyance, working part time as a bellhop for his father at Morbid Heights.
Harvey may appear to be an average teenage dirtbag, but he does however, have a very important secret!
The new owner and manager of the hotel Morbid Heights is the demon Horace Karluff.
Along with his dysfunctional family, Horace has moved to Freekonia looking for a better life and he sees the Heights as the perfect place to start. With a money-guzzling wife, her wallet-draining daughter and his son to support, the little grey fella has his work cut out for him!
Much to her dismay, Sinthia moved to Freekonia with her husband to take over the hotel Morbid Heights.
Leaving behind the designer stores and endless beauty therapy treatments, Sinthia is not happy taking on a grotty, old fossil of a hotel without a hair salon in sight! Like her son, Sinthia too has a dark secret lurking in the shadows.
With all the attitude of a spoilt, 17 year old brat and then some to spare, Christina is Sinthia's daughter from her previous scam...erm, marriage.
The move to Freekonia was met with more resistance from Christina than anyone as it meant leaving her friends, school and most importantly, gossip! After an initial threat to run away it still remains to be seen whether Christina will settle into Freekonian life or not.
The most evil, grotesque, violent and depraved creature ever to walk the lands of Freekonia. Count Timothy Felch Munntington III looks over the Forsaken Land from atop Mount Sinister with his evil gaze.
This foul vampire sees himself as an evil genius and is a legend in his own mind. He spends his waking hours scheming to find a way to rule Freekonia and also to walk in the sunlight.
Ex-pole dancer and hot-assed vampire chick Trixie is the right hand woman to the evil Count Munntington and serves as his loyal assistant and trusted advisor.
In a band of miscreants without many braincells to share between them, Trixie is probably the sharpest knife in the crusty drawer (not that it is saying too much!).
If Trixie is the Count's right hand, then Foedo would be the left...well probably more like a rotten toe or manky ear. This rat-munching, toadlike creature serves as the Count's dogsbody and guniaepig for all his fould schemes.
Luckily, the grotty little demon is adept in re-growing body parts and has an uncanny tolerance to pain. These two traits have seen him survive countless scrapes while working for the Count!