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Kreepy Kidz

Way up in the hills of Oddville and deep in Bone Wood is the mansion known as Kreep Manor, owned by the mysterious Dr Kreep. This is also where the Kreepy Kidz reside. It is said this bunch of troublesome teens are in fact all the lifes work of the macabre Dr Kreep who created each one of them using strange and selective methods, mostly involving the dark arts...and string.

The Kidz all live in the mansion and each have their own room where they get up to whatever weird-assed stuff they consider to be a hobby. The Hacksaw Kid has an understanding with the Son of the Surgeon for example as he likes to hack up living creaures and the young wannabe doctor likes to put them back together, albeit slightly more artistically! Jester Girl is a homicidal maniac that has to be kept locked away - or at least kept away from sharp objects.

In a town full of Oddbods, things get even creepier when you see this bunch of wackos wandering around in the moonlight.

Kreepy Kidz

Welcome to Kreep Manor

Meet the Kidz

The Hacksaw Kid

The Hacksaw Kid

Do you remember when you were a kid and you always wondered just how things work? Or what we have going on inside? Maybe you were one of those weirder kids who liked pulling wings off dragonflies or the legs from spiders, just to see what happened. Well that is nothing compared to this twisted little teen. The Hacksaw Kid, or Herman to his (few) friends has a hobby that will make your stomach turn. He loves chopping, slicing, shredding, goring, poking and dismembering whatever he can get his hands on. With his trusty (and pretty rusty) toolset, The Hacksaw Kid will set about his victims to take them apart to find out what makes them tick.

As you can probably gather, young Herman is one of the more troubled of the Kidz and psychiatric help is really something that should be top of his Christmas list (which incidently, actually includes Father Christmas himself). With that said, the heinous handyman is kept in the secure area of Kreep Manor as letting this one loose is bad news.

On the plus side, a few rooms down the hall the Son of the Surgeon has his own hobby and one aspect is putting things back together again, so if Herman ever does get out or gets his hands on some poor soul there is a chance the puzzle pieces he creates with his hacking can be put back together.


Jester Girl

Jester Girl

Another of the mentally mangled inhabitants of Kreep Manor is Jester Girl, a young lady obsessed with a certain villainous clown. When she was younger she became a fan of the movies and comics and decided what better role model than a maniac with a killer smile. With her psychotic tendancies, Jester Girl is the most unhinged and unpredictable of the Kidz and she should definitely be kept away from anything resembling a sharp object!

To keep this young maniac madame in check she is kept under constant supervision around the mansion with frequent trips to the padded room when the eyeballs start to spin and the craziness rears its homicidal head. Her best friend is Jack, her old teddy bear who seems to be the only one safe from her rages when they kick in.

This is one of the Kidz who is not likely to see the outside of Kreep Manor and must be kept under lock and key at all times.


Ghostly Gertrude

Ghostly Gertrude

A creepy old mansion wouldn't be complete without a handful of spectral characters and Gertrude roams the halls on a nightly basis. She is in fact the great, great niece of Dr Kreep and the rumour is that she was in fact sent to an untimely grave by the mad doctor in an attempt to create afterlife. He had conquered the creation, manipulation and conglomeration of all living things so decide it was time to broaden his horrific horizons.

As a frequent visitor to the manor, Gertrude inadvertantly fell right into the crazy nutjack's schemes and before she could say 'Boo!' had swapped her natural life for a more translucent time.

Quite annoyed by a premature end to her solid state, Gertrude seeks revenge on the elusive doctor and if she gets the chance wants his head in the rusty guillotine down in the cellar. She is also pretty sure a few other of Dr Kreeps creations may be interested to know of his experiments and may join her in this particular bloody quest.


Ghoul Boy

Ghoul Boy

Also known as Gary, this young hunchbacked psychotic is another of the more unhinged tenants of Kreep Manor and another who it would be wise to keep under lock and key. The grotesque little ghoul loves to watch horror movies and what he sees on screen influences his nocturnal activities. He can often be seen lurking in the moonlight with a chainsaw or one of many garden tools looking for some unsuspecting individual to 'play with'.

A favourite in the manor due to his willingness to do anything he is told, Ghoul Boy is one of the few Kidz that talks to everyone in the house. He is quite fearless and surprisingly athletic for a lad with a massive hump!

As far as special abilities go, the ghoulish Gary is physically resilient to an almost unkillable degree. He has been hacked, slashed, blown up, electrocuted and even stuck in the oven on gas mark 6 for 45 minutes with no ill effects - well none that an afternoon nap couldn't fix.


Son of the Surgeon

Son of the Surgeon

One of the few kids to actually move TO Kreep Manor. This crazy young fella is the son of homicidal maniac The Surgeon who plys his insane trade over in the city of Redemption. This terrible tyke is looking to follow in his fathers macabre footsteps.


Trapjaw Tim

Trapjaw Tim

One thing is for sure, he never has to worry about finding a tin opener!


Valentine

Valentine

When Dr Kreep decided he needed a more classic creature in his malificent menagerie he decided that a trip to the mountains of Transylvania was in order. It was there he happened upon a young orphan boy, Valentine that joined him on his quest to find nosferatu. Little did the poor kid know that he wasn't just along for the ride but he was in fact the bait on a secret vampire hunt.

The lad was sent selling cookies door to door at the ancient, decrepit castles in the area and it wasn't long before it was Valentine and not the biscuits that were on the menu.

With his newly vampirised adopted adolescent in tow, Dr Kreep returned to his manor and Valentine became the latest addition to the gang. As you can imagine the lad spends his days as a dweller in the cellar and only really comes into his element when the sun goes down. Very quiet, shy and softly spoken this one does however, have his own secret agenda.


Skinless Scotty

Skinless Scotty

This bony boy was one of Dr Kreeps first creations and it happened mostly by accident. When playing in the cellar one day, Scotty managed to stray too close to the furnace and before you could say barbequed butthole, he had tripped and fallen into the flames.

The crazed Doctor worked fast and managed to remove the seared, melted flesh while still keeping the hapless lad alive. Thanks to some weird serums and macabre methods, the first skeletal schoolboy was created and another barking mad addition was added to the house.

Despite his decidedly horrific appearance, Scotty is a pretty normal kid and loves to play football in the manor grounds. One amazing talent he does possess is the ability to completely take himself apart and be reassembled at any time. Like the grossest lego set you will ever find!

Pixie Pieces

Pixie Pieces

The Girl Who Fell Apart.


Patch

Patch

The original Kreepy Kid and the first experiment the mad doctor embarked upon. Patch was pieced together from whatever body parts the doctor could get his hands on and given life using a potent formula and natural electricity in the form of lightening - inspired by another famous creation.


Eyeball Ike

Eyeball Ike

Can spot a needle in a haystack...in the dark...on Mars!