Our planet is under attack and life as we know it has been wiped out. Civilisation lies in ruins and our once beautiful world has become infected by a mutant, intergalactic plague.
Governments have crumbled and our armies have been defeated. We have only one hope to save our future and ourselves...
That hope is Stan, an oafish, beer-swilling sparky from Barnsley or 'tarn' as he affectionately calls it. By his side is his trusty, wrinkly sidekick Rocky! Along the way to saving the frickin' day, our hero is joined by foxy scientist Dr Elizabeth Shafer and the mutated crackpot German pensioner and one time genius Fritz.
Our heroes are unwittingly plunged into an intergalactic assault on our planet courtesy of a vile race of creatures from the ass-end of the universe. Can they discover what this alien force is and stop it before it's too late or is mankind doomed to live in a mutated alien nightmare?